ABDC, why?

"You, you, you are . . . !" Check out Maryss checking out Rino in that opening. I love that theatricality she throws into it, too, the way she's whistling with her whole body. And--AHAHAHAHA--JC: "You were crispy." AHAHAHAHAHAHA, wth, so white. Don't be surprised if you see some moves reminiscent of TMYW in here.

"Girl, I want to battle. Meet me downstairs. Bring your dancing shoes and something to tie your hair." Maryyyyyyyyssss! Lil' Mama going off on a tangent as she will do.

IT WILL NEVER GET OLD. Why does this season suck so much? There's no excitement. On the plus side, I spotted Maryss in the crowd in this week's episode--looks like she's back in the States. And I never knew that Theresa and Rino were back up dancers for Britney Spears before ABDC. I knew that Maryss worked with Chris Brown. Their individual resumes considered, it's not surprising that they were able to adapt to the challenges so well. It doesn't hurt either, I'm sure, that so many of them actively teach dance.

"I'm gonna take my time. She gon' get hers before I. I'm gonna take it slow. I'm not gonna rush a stroke. So she can get a . . . sensual seduction." That hand thing is truly awesome.

"Thriller! Thriller night!" AHAHAHA: "We don't look as cool as [Michael Jackson] does!" I love that waving part at 2:11+.

Oh, Kaba. <3

What is this season's missing element? Good music mixes? The crews themselves? The fact that every video package is a sob story? It distresses me that I can't pinpoint the problem!

Sohee, whut, when, how?!

WTF. How come no one told me that Wonder Girls' Sohee played a role where she falls for her best girl friend in the movie I Like It Hot/Hellcats (2008). And that they kiss each other? (No French kissing admittedly but still [a more chaste than not peck] on the lips! And not once, but twice, one being a dream sequence but still meaning that they had to shoot two such scenes!) And the two don't make suicide pacts and/or end up villains in the plot!

WHUT?

P.S. I didn't actually watch the film, just browsed through it to confirm that a) it was Sohee and b) it deserved a "lesbian" classification. In conclusion, . . .

WHUT????

I . . . all this time I didn't think Korean media wasn't yet capable of exploring positive lesbian portrayals. Huh. I might have to properly watch this film to see if this'll change my opinion.

And . . . it's SOHEE! I. My brain. I'm really trying to wrap my head around this. Could you imagine any of the SNSD girls taking a role like this? SM would probably slam that decision so fast. *BRAINSPLODE*